My Ode to Viggo

I have a really serious problem. I have a bad case of uncontrolled desire for Viggo Mortensen. It's frightening I tell you. I am rational enough to know that this is merely a fantasy that I have concocted in my head and there is no chance in hell of my ever meeting him, and yet, somehow I am convinced that if we did meet he would really like me ... (it’s my fantasy ok – leave me alone). I also