Mammary Glands ...

OK, so, I went for my annual mammogram today. OMG THE PAIN!! Dayum!! I mean, I try to do the right thing, you know, the yearly physical, the annual pap smear (another UGH), the colonoscopy (love the drugs) and the mammogram. First of all, who the hell invented that machine?! They squeeze your boob in that thing and then leave you there ... ! And then they do it over and over and over again. Right